getsherlockinmybed:

wearejohnlocked:

rehfan:

Must have cute embarrassment on blog forever.

his face in the second gif though, he’s just like

every time, every fucking time

Holy shit, that is the cutest fucking thing I’ve ever seen. *DIES

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nevillethongbottom:

who needs sparknotes

nevillethongbottom:

who needs sparknotes

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arthurdarvvill:

David Tennant in RSC’s Hamlet

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the-impossiblegirl-clara:

cumbermums:

A handy reference guide!

And I totally heard Gandalf in my head reciting the names

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andrewbreitel:

I NEED THIS ANIMAL

andrewbreitel:

I NEED THIS ANIMAL

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thefoodispeople:

dottewa:

a-void-reality:

GO WATCH THIS SHOW, HONESTLY IT IS SO AMAZING. 

IF THIS POST CREATES 1 NEW PUSHING DAISIES FAN MY LIFE = MADE. 

Alright let me help out then:

1) Most of the cast is female. In fact only two main characters are male.

2) Both male characters take typically non-masculine hobbies. Emerson Cod knits almost non-stop and makes pop-up books. Ned is literally called “The Pie-Maker” because he bakes homestyle pies from his mother’s method. Both are shown to be very nurturing and even maternal characters. Conversely, the women? A pair of professional travelling show performers that have gritty sexual scandals the way men usually get (see the entire “Chuck’s father” storylines), a beekeeper who is the single most positive and optimistic character imaginable, and a former professional jockey- Three of four pro athletes.

3) You could very easily make the claim Ned is asexual.

4) Yes, the storyline is about romance. But it’s also about the positive side of a love story, and their only drama lies in overcoming their inability to actually share contact.

5) A very good friend of mine recommended this show to me as “Disney for adults.” I told her it was already on my list to watch because “It’s by Bryan Fuller, from Wonderfalls and Dead Like Me.” Bryan Fuller is now most known for “Hannibal.” The same camera methods and bright colours and lighting techniques Hannibal is known for? Perfected in this show, just using a different tone- The same colour methods in reverse, upping the vivid greens and yellows instead of reds and blues, which sells emotion both ways.

7) Probably one of the best examples of a modern day fairy tale possible.

8) Narrated by Jim Dale- The narrator for the HP audio books.

I don’t know if anyone’s already added links to this, but all of these here work and if you hover over the links, an episode description shows :)

Season 1:

  1. Pie-Lette
  2. Dummy
  3. The Fun in Funeral
  4. Pigeon
  5. Girth
  6. Bitches
  7. Smell of Success
  8. Bitter Sweets
  9. Corpsicle

Season 2:

  1. Bzzzzzzzzz!
  2. Circus Circus
  3. Bad Habits
  4. Frescorts
  5. Dim Sum Lose Some
  6. Oh Oh Oh… It’s Magic
  7. Robbing Hood
  8. Comfort Food
  9. The Legend of Merle McQuoddy
  10. The Norwegians
  11. Window Dressed to Kill
  12. Water & Power
  13. Kerplunk

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ALL RIGHT EVERYONE SIT DOWN AND LISTEN UP BECAUSE IT’S TIME TO LEARN ABOUT ELVES


everybodyilovedies:

royalheather:

Let’s start with Tauriel, because The Hobbit and she’s awesome and has hair that makes me weep with jealousy. I’ve seen people poking fun at the healing scene where she starts glowing, because ~*cheesy romance lol*~

NO

NO

THE GLOWING HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH KILI’S FEELINGS ABOUT HER

Remember this from Fellowship of the Ring?

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Frodo sees Arwen as glowing and in white, and he is very much not in love with her. You know why he sees that? Because he’s been stabbed by the Witch-King and has one foot in the grave already, and can therefore see her elf-soul-essence WHICH IS INCREDIBLY BRIGHT AND POWERFUL. This is 100% canon, straight-from-Tolkien. So when Kili sees Tauriel all white and shiny when she’s healing him, it’s not because of love, it’s because he’s SO CLOSE TO DYING HE CAN SEE HER ELF-SELFNESS.

Moving on.

Remember this scene from the movie?

(yes, I know it’s a bts gif. It still makes my point.)

We all got the point of this scene. Tauriel isn’t good enough for Thranduil, who is a bad classist snotty dad (and will probably wish Legolas had gone for Tauriel fifty years down the road). But what does it mean when Tauriel calls herself “Silvan?”

WELL.

Way long ago, long long before The Hobbit or LOTR happened, before the race of Men even existed in Middle Earth, there were elves. Quite a lot of them. But the Valar (who are superpowerful angel-like spirits) decided that Middle Earth wasn’t the perfect place they’d hoped it would be, and invited the elves to come back and live with them all in Valinor (which is this totally awesome magical land).

Most of the elves thought that was a great idea. But there was a group that got to the Misty Mountains and said, “You realize that means we’d have to walk across all of Middle Earth and sail across an ocean, right? That’s too much effort and too dangerous. We’d rather just stay here.” And they became the Silvan elves, who never saw the light of Valinor and are thus less powerful, less wise, and less magical than any other group of elves and are therefore on the bottom of the elf totem pole. Most of the elves in Mirkwood are Silvan.

Thranduil (and Legolas), however, are not. They are Sindar. Sindar are elves who started making the journey to Valinor but got stuck about halfway through when their king fell in love with a Maiar (read: demigod) and disappeared for about four years. A lot of the elves got tired of waiting for him and continued, but some stayed behind for him or just made their own civilization, and thus became Sindar. Since they got closer to Valinor than Silvan elves, they rank higher than them.

SO THIS SCENE ISN’T JUST “LEGOLAS IS PRINCE AND YOU’RE A SIMPLE WARRIOR,” IT’S ALL ABOUT ELF HIERARCHY AND ELF RACISM AND BASICALLY WAY TO GO TAURIEL FOR MAKING IT UP TO THE RANKS ON SKILL ALONE.

Back to the types of elves, though. Most of them made it to Valinor, but later, when the whole debacle with the Silmarils happened, there were three main clans - the Vanyar, the Noldor, and the Teleri. The Vanyar and Teleri never left Valinor again, but most of the Noldor came back to Middle  Earth to look for the Silmarils. You know who one of them was?

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THAT’S RIGHT, GALADRIEL WAS BORN IN VALINOR AND IS AROUND 12,000 YEARS OLD.

She rebelled and left Valinor with her brothers to go reclaim the Silmarils - which was a horrible decision for pretty much everyone, as it led to a lot of war and death including the first case of elves killing elves ever - and she regretted it for the rest of her life. It didn’t help that she (along with all the other elves who rebelled) ended up being banished from Valinor. WHICH IS WHY in Fellowship of the Ring when she decides not to take the Ring from Frodo and says she will “diminish and go into the West” IT’S A REALLY BIG DEAL because it means she’s repented from her mistake and will no longer sacrifice personal integrity for power and can go back to Valinor!

Also Galadriel is canonically 6’ 4” and the most powerful elf in Middle Earth and if you don’t think that’s awesome then get off my blog.

THAT CONCLUDES THE ELF HISTORY LESSON FOR TODAY.

ALL VERY USEFUL ELF KNOWLEDGE!!!!

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Let’s get Tied!


scareexorcist:

somethinghorrible:


starexorcist
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*screams* THAT REBLOG. THAT IS HOW I AM GOING TO LACE EVERY SINGE PAIR OF SHOES FROM NOW ON SCREAM SCREAM SCREAM

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doctordonna10:

thranduilland:

classlikecas:

every single frame of this is gold

And then you remember that this shot is Legolas watching his best friend, or one of his best friends, being crushed by a troll, and you can pinpoint the moment he works out he won’t be able to reach Aragorn in time. The moment he realizes there’s virtually nothing he can do. Aragorn’s all on his own here. This is the moment Legolas thinks he’s going to have to watch another of his friends die, because he was too slow, because he couldn’t get there in time, because there was too much distance between them, because there was nothing he could do. The last time he had that lost look in his eyes was when he thought Aragorn had died after falling off the cliff. 
*whispering* You remember that elves can die from heartbreak, and the only reason Legolas remains in Middle-earth after the War of the Ring is so he can spend more time with Aragorn, and be there when Aragorn dies. 
*thumbs up* Excuse me while I go cry. Thank. 

And then after Aragorn died, he and Gimli became such good friends that they went to the Undying Lands together, making Gimli the first dwarf to ever set foot there

doctordonna10:

thranduilland:

classlikecas:

every single frame of this is gold

And then you remember that this shot is Legolas watching his best friend, or one of his best friends, being crushed by a troll, and you can pinpoint the moment he works out he won’t be able to reach Aragorn in time. The moment he realizes there’s virtually nothing he can do. Aragorn’s all on his own here. This is the moment Legolas thinks he’s going to have to watch another of his friends die, because he was too slow, because he couldn’t get there in time, because there was too much distance between them, because there was nothing he could do. The last time he had that lost look in his eyes was when he thought Aragorn had died after falling off the cliff. 

*whispering* You remember that elves can die from heartbreak, and the only reason Legolas remains in Middle-earth after the War of the Ring is so he can spend more time with Aragorn, and be there when Aragorn dies. 

*thumbs up* Excuse me while I go cry. Thank. 

And then after Aragorn died, he and Gimli became such good friends that they went to the Undying Lands together, making Gimli the first dwarf to ever set foot there

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